 I Kick Shins - Muffins, Spam, and Underpants Remembered.
If you belong here, then I don't need to explain why this site exists. You are probably a devout follower of the Muffin Man, which is just sad since we are really never going to finish that story. Or perhaps you enjoy a nice Spam-wich with cookie loaf for dessert. Or, more than likely, you are me, and you are just making this website because you don't feel like doing homework or working on your presidential campaign. Indeed.
Thus it begins:
Nice Pics, Thanks for the Add
This one isn't on the menu up above because I added it as an afterthought. You'll find only the classics here.
Enter the Nacho
A tale of star-crossed lovers, nachos, revenge, and ninjas. Fun little side note-- we started this one while visiting my parents in California, and my mom's the one who took the pictures. My mom rules.
The Muffin Man Saga
A truly grand and epic tale about the deity who once presided over I Kick Shins and now is remembered fondly at its memorial. This story embodies the very legacy of this website as well as the my own personal being. Granted I have no legacy, but I like to think that one day we will and somehow muffins will fit into it.
SEX and VIOLENCE
SEX! VIOLENCE! This story has it all! Based on thorough research--by which I mean no research--Dana and I have determined that there are two vital ingredients needed to entertain the high caliber of people that come here.
Fruitcake
She put it in her mouth on cam AND she swallowed.
SPAM!
A detailed account of an epic battle against the most dreaded and feared of processed meats. Quite possibly the only dish more frightening than fruitcake.
Of Hookers and Blow
This is the collaboration that inspired the short-lived FEARTHESARAG.com. It is a tragic tale of the SARAG, hookers, and blow.
A Baking Endeavor
Its truly a wonder what two idiots and a lot of cookie cough can come up with. By "wonder," of course, I mean a story-like recipe on how to make a delightful dish known as the cookie loaf.
Chocolate chip nachos - Sarah #1 and her love piggy
This is how us crazy kids at Arizona State party on Friday nights.
Dancing Cookies
I swear upon the life of your mother that this is the funniest, most brilliant joke ever told.
HAM!
Critically acclaimed picture of ham
"May your badgers be plentiful and laden with many green tentacles."
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